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DIRECTORY @ J:\Harlequin\system128

CLOWN MANIFESTO @ .\HoliestTxts\Clergy\LifePrayer.hnk

COOLER CLOWN MANIFESTO @ .\HoliestTxts\Clergy\TwiceBled.hnk

LIST OF CLOWNS @ .\Rabble\FamilyRecords

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MED @ .\Heathens\Flock\IridCoast766\AF\CaptorMITUNA\ PsycheProf.pdf

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PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE


Date: 11P, 3dEqu 24620

PERSONAL INFORMATION
Name: Mituna Captor
Age: 4
Larval Emergence: 9A, 4dSol 24616
Assessments
  Base Intelligence Evaluation
  FLAX - Gold Standard Personality Profile
  Panstem Probe + Biopsy
  Empath Panel

BACKGROUND
  Mituna Captor appears an intelligent, curious young man who is otherwise hesitant to connect with strangers. His schoolfeeding specialises in FLAX Firmware—Interfacing and has a good grasp of his kinetic capabilities. Upon self-introduction, Mr. Captor tends towards demeaning language and sarcasm, and leans into insults when communicating with the instructors but is otherwise cooperative. The assessment stage was held after his Psychelock was applied but before the silencing implant, and Mr. Captor expressed extreme discomfort at being physically restricted and needed several breaks to be pacifed.
  This is his second time in intensive care for a self-inflicted injury. He was previously fitted with a damping brace to help tame his kinetics and as a preventative measure against further accident. At interview, Mr. Captor was very clear that both injuries were intentional, and was eager to describe how he had broken the limiters on his brace. Since his last admission, he's taken to other forms of self-harm, [See Body Chart attached] and his mood frequently swings between jovial and agitation bordering on outrage.

RESULTS
  Mituna expressed standard or above-standard levels of intelligence typical of his caste. His response time was notably above-average, which may be a result of his Interfacing specialisation. He complains of incredibly debilitating auditory perceptions of voices, but neither his probe nor biopsy showed any evidence of any direct communion capabilities, nor an affinity for the dead. The empath panel confirms the noise, but attributes them to a type of psychosis or post-injury tinnitus. Mr. Captor's FLAX profile revealed an unusually high amount of physiopsychological discord between his self-perception and his external processing. A series of follow-up assessments will be held to gauge the effect the silencer has on his mental state, but at this stage it's evident that his urges to self-harm are driven by serious mental concerns unrelated to his psychic abilities.

FOLLOW UP
  Mr. Captor will be referred to the Iridium Coast Clericalibration Office for potential entry into their Psychic Quelling Culling Programme. I think a safety net of sense-based telepaths will help his mental state heal. For the foreseeable future, I would not advocate for Mituna's psionics to be unbound until the risk of repeat behaviour has been assuaged.










A NOTE ON THIS YOUNG ACOLYTE

Genetic tests confirm the acolyte's direct descendance from the Messianic Fatherpoet, He from whose tongue the Scripture did fall. The clergy is most dismayed that the young Makara appears to be in possession of a rotten soul laden with sin. He lacks the second thread of agony that ran through the blood of the old goat Himself, tempered instead by putrid sentimentality and anhedonic lust.

The Monastic Yesterprophet, utmost Divine, He from whose veins the Scripture was written, took on his pious oaths and renounced all but the most divine and obedient of his caste. Tis said his Love and Horror was so concentrated his blood flowed free, raw Truth unwilling to be held within his body, and as such his distant descendant would be identifiable by his wont to hemorrhage, by the ease at which he spilled his blood and that of others. Within Kurloz Makara, there is a hardening of blood, a rotting that comes before Death and is evident of his inadequacy to continue the written word.

The young Makara will not yet be punished for the sin of his improper hatching. Over the sweeps, his devotion and ambition leans his unfit soul towards Ministry, and the Main Ring will continue to observe, making a decision on his removal before his impure faith poisons the ministry. Holy scryers reveal impending censure in his future. It is of this Prefect's opinion that the young Makara, in posession of an already-dead soul, will be drawn to mortification of the self. Evidence lies in the malady plaguing his guardian, and should this be a portent of his own fate, then the clergy need only wait for his impulses to yield his own fitting self-destruction.