Literally what the hell is going on in here.
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Tr001y e%crutiating levels of importance.
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not speakin
E%cuse my atrociously ill-timed but completely necesarry interruption, but I w00ld like to sayโ
ใใๅฝผใฏไฝใไบบ็จฎๅทฎๅฅ็ใชใใจใ่จใใ ใใใ
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I'm not listening 8=). I would like to offer that I am not one for chaos, personally.
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-_-'
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please leavwe me alone
O+kay but see, this is exactly what we're talking abo+ut.
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Because o+f yo+u, specifically.
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:o?
Perhaps the ungovernable rustblood should take the reins? 8=) Since her embarrassing behaviour is the catalyst for this to begin with.
่ฒ ใใชใใใใ ๆๅพใซ่งฆใใๆใซๅฐใใช้ใๆใฟใซๅคใใฃใไบบใใใฎใใใช่ชไฟกใซๆบใกใ่จ่! ไปๅบฆใฏๅใฟๅใฃใฆใปใใใงใใ?ใใใใใใใ ใทใงใใฏใง้ๆตใใใฏใฝใฎๆบใพใใใๆใๅบใใ ่ชๅใใใไธๆใซไบบใจ่ฉฑใๆนๆณใไธ็ฌ่ฆใใใใใใใชใใ
่ใใใใจใฏใใใพใใ?
As fun as it is to try and transcribe your gutterblooded drivel into something legible,
ใๅใฎๅใๅผใ่ฃใใฆใใใ่ชฐใๆฐใซใใชใใ ใใใ
I think it's in our interest to Get to the Point.
8=)
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Quickly.
Ostensibly the Main Character of this shitshow is too busy getting aqcuainted with the rumblespheres in the back of his flushed GF's throat to get us started. Which is fine, since he's about to have the worst 12 sweeps of his life. Not all of him, most of him only has to suffer through the first 9 before he martyrs the horrors out of his skull. Then it's fine. Literally. Spoilers but Mituna's ideal end is the one where he ends up burning a gaping hole in the bottom of his thinkpan, and there's no pressure from the endless universes of the damned to make it bend at the seams anymore. Just the sweet, sweet breeze of not giving a single solitary fuck, immediately followed by dying. Chef's kiss. He'd do it himself if he wasn't so bad at it.
The Witch of Space, the catalyst for the forthcoming Angel of Endless Doom, the Double Death Beacon, acts almost purely on instinct. She grips her weapons of choiceโthe Stiches in Timeโin each fist. It's cathartic, almost, realising she could rend the fabric of space into whatever shape she needed it to be. The soothing knowledge that chaos is nothing in the face of predetermination. She can do anything she wants, and it matters. Not to her, but to something.
She rears her arms back and catches the tips of her needles in the weft of space, widening the gap. There's a single moment of hesitation, as the tension holding space together deigns to hold itself together, like it has forgotten who she is. The Prince urges her on, subtly, behind her pan, like she needs the motivation, and she tenses the muscles in her arms and tears the veil from the readers' eyes.
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